Wednesday, May 19, 2004
Well today is suppot to be a good day for me cause i got to eay my fav qing teng with alot alot alot of logan inside which only selling at $1.50 hahaha.... BUT some stupid idoit i mean the guest at my work place spoil my entire night he put a FULL STOP for my day man kao.... well he is a japanese than i was pouring wine for him but suddenly the jus grab my hand very hard and say can u use UR RIGHT HAND instead of LEFT HAND. Haiz... begin a left handed also got problem and u know what he even ask my manager that he dun wan me to serve him kao... jus because i never use right hand so damn ass rite... well if i got chance i also dun wan hummp.... spoil my night haiz... well it's 435am liao on a wed morning i think i better go sleep cause today i sleep this morning 9am than woke up at 1pm now so damn tired well got something crappy for u guys to read it's a life of singapore k cheer!!!!!
Life was originally simple and HAPPY We only toil and suffer in STUDIES
At first only A-B-C, -,+,divide and 1-2-3. Primary 6 is kan-cheong PSLE
Then go up to SECONDARY Must learn HISTORY and GEOGRAPHY Physics, bio
and CHEMISTRY After O levels go JC Some will choose to go POLY.
This hot and humid little COUNTRY
Somehow seems to have many ENEMIES
Boys 18 years old must go ARMY
After that then enter UNIVERSITY.
Girls here always watch TV
Often skip class and CHIAK LEOW BEE
Can study, continue STUDY
Can't study, work FACTORY
Cannot rely on CHARITY
Work like hell and earn just a little SALARY After CPF and INCOME TAX,
you'll be lucky that you still can buy ROTI Save money lor use MRT.
Colleagues formerly seem FRIENDLY Daily treated to their tea and COFFEE
Now they gradually get CRAZY Worst still behind me say I LAZY. Bosses
every where have no SYMPATHY Work always must HURRY HURRY Say I always
take MC Often make me do OT Midnight go back in TAXI Midnight surcharge
ERP Cause my bank account NO MONEY Nowadays you pity POSB DBS just want
EXTRA FEE Got cheek and say "Nothing is FREE!"
Boy/girl friend-friend become STEADY
Serious pak-tor and then MARRY
Waste-time and money on ceremony
and dinner PARTY
Still got joker-friends just give PANTY
After marry no more HONEY-HONEY
Two years later become DADDY
Wife at KK give birth to BABY
Name given is DO RE MI
Monthly pay back HDB
Moonlight anything including KARANG GUNI
Earn not enough FEEL GUILTY
Jump river suicide and want to MATI
Maybe life is really not that EASY
Better go to heaven and be FAIRY
You say FUNNY or no FUNNY ?
i skated in the lonely world ...quiet and undisturbed at
4:27 AM
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